What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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sharks

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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penis

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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I'm Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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