So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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MySpace.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Phew... it's gone.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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