- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Robin, get in the batmobile

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