What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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