- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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