Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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I dont have a girlfriend

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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