Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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