- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

flavin's head

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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