- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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