How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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