- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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