If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Women's rights

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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hi bye

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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