- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.