Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

You just read this ..

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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