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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

hi bye

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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