What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

fduck

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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