dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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