- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there?

A baby seal walks into a club.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

What's two plus two? Window

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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