- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why was the boy sad? because.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Gus's mom

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Okay.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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