why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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i like men but im not gay

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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