So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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good looking women

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Religionh

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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