- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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