- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Know! Come in!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

David Cameron

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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