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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Cancer.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

what tall and looks like a jew?

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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