- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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