- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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