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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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