- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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