Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

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