- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A French man gets into a fight

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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