- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

I am very humble.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

poopy is poopy

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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