What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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your life

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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