- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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