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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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