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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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