- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

I woke up today

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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