why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A car walks into a bar.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I wrote a funny joke.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

The dewey decimal system

What's two plus two? Window

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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