- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Women's rights

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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