Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

hashtags suck balls

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Women's rights.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

can you touch your toes? no

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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