what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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