An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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