- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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