anti jokes are for fags

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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