What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock Go Away

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

I like touching my boobs

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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