- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Because she has down's syndrome

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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