Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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