- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

womans having rights.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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