- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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