- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

what is a bracket? a bracket

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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