- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

your mum

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

belly button

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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