- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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