whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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