- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why? Why Not?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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