What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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THE GAME.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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