- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

your mom died.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A kid has no friends.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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