What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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