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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Today is March 22.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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