Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Bags of delicious poop.

knock knock no ones home

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

dick dick dick... frogs

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What? Why?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Anti Joke

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