A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Racial Equality

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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