What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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you gay?

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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