knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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canadians

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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